v1als:

the day is december 18, 2018. i type a post and use ‘👀’ in the text body. the emoji too closely resembles nipples (female presenting) and i am immediately executed

paulyoptosaurus:

you cant just skip to your favorite part of a song you have to earn it

myheadislostintheclouds:

lordmeowdemort:

platypusplayhere:

when in doubt slap His ass

His is capitalized….are you talking about god’s ass?

are you in doubt? just slap His ass

krawps:

dont care if this is inappropriate im gonna force staff to look at it with a review anway

veryharam:

U DO NOT NEED CLOSURE FROM EVERYONE YOU DONT HAVE TO BE IN GOOD TERMS WITH EVERYONE

nb-anne:

peaches really are the whole package….sweet, summery, sexy….”i’m doin peachy” means i’m happy….”you’re a peach” means you’re a delight……like really ideal in every way!

masonicbeheadingritual:

im scared of the gucci store i feel like jeffree star will be in there

uoa:

accidentally sending ;) instead of :) and feeling like you’ve just offered them your body